The New Word is "Old"

A new word has been selected and is just waiting for you to take poetic license with it! The newest word is "Old". What do you visualize when you hear the word old? Do you interpret it literally, or is your definition something more tongue-in-cheek?

Please submit your two strongest "Poetic License" interpretations of the word "old" and email them to Tina before August 15th, 2008. Give yourself permission to play with the word -- and share your vision with us!